field notes #7 (Q200-233)

 field notes - try to put some logic into these nonsensical daydreams

200.  Are we living in a hologram?

201.  Is life a stage and we are the theatre?

202.  Who freed Willy? Did he/she get a lifetime achievement award?

203.  How many Big Boy statues have been stolen worldwide?

204.  How many Waffle Houses are their in Georgia and Florida alone?  Hoe many in GA vs. the world?  FL vs. the world?  Why?

205.  What is your Wikifeet rating?

206.  What is your credit score?

207.  Can I park here?

208.  Huh?

209.  Can you get parasitic worms from eating too much raw cookie dough or is that a myth?

210. Where is Waldo?

211.  Can I sleep over?

212.  What is actually inside Area 51?

213.  Who is Samo?  JK….Basquiat overrated?  

214.  Who coined the euphemism “mushroom cap” and were they a mycologist?

215.  Do you remember past lives?

216.  What comes after 5G?

217.  Can living without clothes be possible in the current climate and since humans have relied on their for so many years?

218.  Vanilla or chocolate?

219.  Do women worry about their pussy size like how men worry about their dick size? Or is it an insecurity over tightness not size?

220.  Is it racist to thoroughly enjoy “All Skrewed Up”?

221.  Are menstrual cycles linked to the lunar cycles?

222. What was the first group to engage in human sacrifice specifically for the Devil?

223.  Where in the fuck in the world is Carmen San Diego at now?  Are her parents worried? Why hasn't their Adam Alert done anything?

field notes #6 (Q167 - 199)

field notes - not even sure what to say about them anymore

167. Do “cat shows” exist?  Why or why not?

168.  What is lost and can never be found ever again?

169.  Do bike cops get specialized training?

170. Is Ronald McDonald single?

171.  Is the Hamburgler in jail? If not, should we follow up on the investigation?

172. Why are neon lights calming?

173. Where is the cheapest place to get custom neon lights?

174.  Why does beer taste better in a bottle vs. a can?

175.  Do all humans have a birthmark somewhere?  Eventually?

176.  Is bone marrow tasty?

177. Does a vagina really smell like fish?

178.  Do companies somewhere still fabricate guillotines?  Company name?

179.  Is PETA too extreme?

180.  Direct Action X?

181. Dancing with myself?  Woah?

182.  Are all my friends dead?

183.  Did Frankenstein feel pain?

184.  Tweets?

185. How many followers do you have?

186.  Who is watching?

187.  Are you there?

188.  Where are we going?

189.  Who is driving the car?

190.  Do all dogs go to Heaven?

191.  Foot soldiers unite?

192.  Who is behind the trigger?  Scope?

193.  Is PBR coffee any good?

194.  Why do people act mean to “gingers” or redheads? Origins? Acclimated racism?

195.  Who is/was Dragula (drag it up)?

196. Do I need a haircut?  A shave?

197.  Where did all the vintage sci-fi paperback cover artists go?

198.  Is it heavenly to die by your side at the hand of a ten ton truck?  

199.  How many alternate universes are there?

field notes #5 (Q134-166)

field notes - post your opinions/responses/feelings to the weird wordings poised on the page here

134.  Weirdest death?

135. Weirdest birth?

136.  Are chicken fries really thin chicken nuggets?

137.  Is gunpowder a non-renewable resource?

138.  Has anyone ever commercialized a Coca Cola-based surface cleaner?  Missing out on a sector of the market?

139.  Where is the most painful part of the body to be shot?

140.  Who decided on pink for girls and blue for boys?

141.  Is humanity convergent or divergent?

142. Where did Noah’s ark make it to? Roanoke? Bermuda?

143. Does snake venom degrade?

144. Are tardigrades magical?

145. Are all families dysfunctional?

146. Is the Disarono man good at fucking?

147. Is it delivery of Diogorno?

148. Where’s the beef?

149. Where is the “where’s the beef” lady?

150.  Is capitalism sustainable?

151.  Are the skin cells on the back of everyone’s hand pyramidal?

152.  When does skin become leather?

153.  Did Epstein kill himself?

154.  Are polyps painful?

155. Is anal sex bad for your skin cells?

156. Does anyone actually use flavored condoms after their teens?

157. Why do heterosexual men prefer vaginal sex over anal? Thought tighter was better and a hole was a hole...

158. Are you special?

159.  Do Indigo children have ADHD?

160.  Who was the first to self-mutilate via cutting?

161. First tattoo ink?

162. Is jury on a lottery system or is it rigged?

163.  Longest novel?  How many pages?

164.  Who is Colvet?

165. Is agape fake?

166. Are dog shows objectively odd?

field notes #4 (Q100-133)

field notes - questions, daydreams, and oddities thrown at the canvas called life not expected what forms and colors to mix and swirl into something else....don't take it too seriously

100.  Are crows messengers between the physical and spiritual realms?

101. Who killed Joseph Malik?

102.  Who performed the first rimjob?

103.  Are fingernails outdated?

104.  Can a door ever stay open forever?  Entropy?

105.  Does delta-9-THC undergo conformational changes upon binding in the brain?

106. Mullets?

107. Face tats?

108. When did poetry die and was it painful?

109.  Did Satan have BPD after being cast out of Heaven?

110.  Do baseball caps make you bald?

111.  Is a sub, a hoagie, and a grinder the same thing? Nuanced?

112.  Do bed bugs get along with other insects?

113.  What ever happened to chainmail?

114.  Are boogers hydrogels?

115. Have you ever met a clean oogle?

116. Have you ever met a drug-free oogle?

117. Do aliens watch anime?

118.  Is Hennessey overrated?

119.  What do sperm banks do with expired samples?

120.  Why are most protestors outside of abortion clinics male?

121. Do you remember the 5th of November?

122.  Who invented Sriracha Mayo?

123.  Why do Millennials like avocados so much?

124.  What is the most nutritious vegetable? Fruit?

125.  Do ghosts cry?

126. Do all Nobel gasses get you high like Xenon?

127. Do elevator musicians have friends?  Do they play live?  Record deals?

128.  Catchiest jingle ever created?

129.  Adrenochrome?

130.  What modern country was founded first?

131.  How many people have died without ever having sex?

132.  Who was the first person to consume magic mushrooms?

133. Are viruses dead, alive, or neither?  Can we all agree yet?

field notes #3 (Q67-99)

67.  Have you seen this man?

68.  Are you dreaming?

69.  Did it hurt to die?

70.  Why do people fanatically enjoy/follow school shooters?  

71.  Who was the first furry?  Was he/she a sexual deviant?

72. Why does my left pointer finger twitch?

73. Is trainhopping going to become popular again after war/fallout?

74. Is God dead?

75. Are demons real?

76.  Are angels dressed in white?

77. Is purple “royal” because it also the third eye chakara colour?

78.  Do police still carry bats?

79.  Do cops actually enjoy a disproportionate amount of donuts compared to the median consumption rate of donuts for all people?

80.  Does my breath stink?

81.  Why is the yellow Listerine the only colour to “feel” like its cleaning anything out of your mouth?

82.  Is Brian Bellflower an alien?

83. Why does Punxsutawney Phil exist?  Hold old is he?  1886?  Why?

84. Why do most people find the British (general) accent attractive?

85. What happens when a hacker hacks a fellow hacker?

86. Are lima beans severely underrated?  

87.  Read more Kant?

88. What is the best type of van to live in?

89. Does AI make drawing obsolete? Photography?

90. If we are all from Adam and Eve, does that mean we are inbreds?

91.  Who was the first patient zero?

92. Are all homosexuals latent heterosexuals? Vice versa?

93.  Are more heterosexual men latent homosexuals than women?  

94.  Has anyone made USB-chargeable crack cocaine carts/vapes yet?  

95. Do two mirrors create a spiritual portal?

96. What is objectively the most painful medical procedure?

97. Do Russians still do sleep deprivation experiments?

98.  Why is tax-free televangelism/tithing legal?

99. Is red actually angry?  Who is he/she mad at?  Who hurt him/her?

field notes #2 (Q34-66)

 here's another 33...post your responses below!

34. Does ego death hurt?

35. Am I different?

36. Why are Freemasons so secretive?

37. Ectoplasm?

38. Is Wall Street occupied? If so, by whom?

39. Where did Lord Vishnu die?  Did he/they die?

40. Are cats magical?

41. Do crows collect holographic Pokemon cards?

42. Who is Q?

43. Has anyone ever sneezed/pooped/peed/farted/cried at the same time? Where is their medal?

44. Is weed magical?

45.  Why are some people mad that drugs won the war on drugs?

46. How is pigmentation alternation a crime?

47. What’s the oldest vehicle still in existence?  How old?  Where?

48. Who wrote the first poem?  Song?

49. Has anyone ever tried the translucent walled slaughterhouse experiment from the famous quote/prose?

50. Do other animals know to lay on their leftside when having stomach issues/indigestion?

51. How long would a vial of tears store at -4 deg C?  -80 deg C?

52. Why do cigarettes pair with black coffee?

53. Is ΔS > 0 always true is the system is not just assumed to be Earth?

54. What initiates the formation of a tumbleweed?  Do they grow like Katamari Damacy?

55. Do any organisms perform saponification naturally?  The real organic candles?

56. Who invented the hoodie?  Why don’t people know more about them?

57.  Would Godzilla be able to wrap his arms fully around the diameter of a Redwood tree and thereby hug it?

58. Why has no one ever interviewed the actors/actresses in 2 girls, 1 cup?

59.  Drone food delivery?

60.  Mail by drone?

61.  Can a fart ever be strong enough to asphyxiate you? Vacuum?

62. Does a male always pee (even if only a spurt) when they poop?

63. Do other animals dance?

64. Does popping your hymen hurt?

65. How many scents of incense exist?

66. Why do all cities recycle the same names for streets, neighbourhoods, schools, etc.?

field notes #1 (Q1-33)

field notes - a collection of questions and daydreams poised at the universe.  Feel free to post your answers if you have any that come to mind.  The wittier the better.  Interested to see what others think.

1. Is urbexing really just white privilege or an “entitled” approach towards law?

2. Do all male mammals masturbate?

3. Is kissing a human invention?

4. Which was added to the vernacular first: “kill” or “murder”?

5. Is Youtube a social experiment?  If so, who is collecting the data and what is the central hypothesis?

6. Can you loom any bulk material?

7. Can plasma (4th state of materials) penetrate crystal lattice structures?

8. Where is the world’s first gravestone?

9. Which style of government has existed the longest and why?

10. Don’t community organized anarchists prove that social order is inevitable?

11.  What material(s) have a Moh’s hardness ranking above that of diamond and can it/they be used to make weapons/armour?

12.  Why is Asbest, Russia still operational in 2022?

13. When will bookstores close forever like Blockbuster or any other outdated media salesmen?

14. Where does all the broken glass thrown out (legally, illegally, or otherwise) go?

15. Who was the first human to charge other humans money for entry to specific natural landscapes/areas?

16. Does it rain on the moon?

17. Does hair have a half-life?  And where does it go after tis swept up on the barber’s floor?

18. Did Pangea have a national flag?

19. Where is the first painting ever made?  Who made it?  Why?

20. Does anyone track the inflation of early/outdated world currencies?

21.  Why did Latin die?  Who watched its final breath?

22.  What do Flat Earthers think about the curvature of other planets (i.e. Saturn)?

23.  When is a seed considered living if ever?

24.  What is the best combatant to quicksand?

25. Does rain make tea technically?

26. Is as above so below?

27. Who was the first known homosexual homo sapien?  And why hasn’t a play of his story ever existed?  Or does it?

28.  Is mesophyll (jellyfish innards) the ideal organic tissue?

29. Lizard people?

30. Why do we trust pharmaceutical sciences and neurology when we haven’t fully mapped out the human connectome yet?

31. Is war eternal?

32. Why not flying trains?

33.  Is wicca real?